Monday, August 1, 2011

Things that are impossible...

...To do one-handed: top ten discovered today

1. A worthwhile, thoughtful blog
2. Folding Laundry
3. Making a sandwich for lunch
4. Opening a can of soup because said sandwich can't be made
5. Brushing hair (well, you can, it just hurts a lot more for some reason)
6. Potty break
7. Picking up after Winston outside. Sorry neighbors - it's gonna have to wait
8. Read a book that has more than one page
9. Pack the house up for our move
10. Change clothes after an attack of the spit-up


Things you CAN do one-handed:

1. Hold my beautiful baby, and forget the rest. I'll eat when I'm dead...or whatever

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